A lobbyist, on his way home from work in Washington, D.C., came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself that the traffic seemed worse than usual. He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolled down his window and asked, "Officer, what's the hold-up?" The officer replied, "The President is depressed, so he stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with gasoline and set himself on fire. He says no one believes his stories about why we went to war in Iraq, or the worsening deficit and economy, or that his tax cuts won't help anyone except his wealthy friends. So we're taking up a collection for him."

The lobbyist asks, "How much have you got so far?"

The officer replied, "About four gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

 

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President Bush Makes Surprise Visit to the C.I.A.

They really didn't know that he wasn't coming? really? 

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I saw a link to del.icio.us a few months back, clicked on it, wondered what it was, decided it wasn't worth my time and moved on.

But then I read this article and changed my mind.

del.icio.us is like a vast, group blog without all the annoying bloggers.
 

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Arthur Ganson Kinetic Sculputures
 

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Check out this video of an obnoxious weatherman.
 

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This is good.
 

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There are certain blogs that I go out of my way not to read anymore. I shan't say which ones, because I don't want the attention saying such things will attract. Anyway, I looked at one of them tonight. Ugh. Pretentious, semi-literate dumbfucks. So... so sad.

Having a blog doesn't make you a dumbass, but it appears to increase your chances of being one.

I guess the pot shouldn't say any more about the kettle for now.
 

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When did "edgy" stop meaning "nervous and irritable" and start meaning "listens to Alternative Rock"? How did this happen? Nervous, irritable people deserve more respect than this.
 

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